Why do so many rightwing American women have bottle-blond hair, often worn girlishly long? Excellent question, Jonathan! The grimly bland suede pumps, the simpering floral shifts, the just-flirtatious-enough body-skimming little black dresses — welcome, people, to death by mainstream feminine. Well, allow me to introduce you to Ivanka Trump. What a shame it seems to be sold almost nowhere these days, as these are the clothes your mother in-law dreams of. This got me thinking about the look of American rightwing women in general.